Morning Quickies: Levi Johnston Successfully Impregnates Another Wasilla Lass

  • Levi Johnston has impregnated another girl from Wasilla, Alaska: 20-year-old Sunny Oglesby, a teacher whom he’s been dating a year. Levi is also the papa to three-year-old Tripp, his kid with Bristol Palin. What potent sperm he has! [TMZ]
  • Sources say Jaleel White (aka Urkel) threw a hissyfit during a rehearsal for “Dancing With The Stars.” He reportedly shouted at his dancing partner Kym Johnson, called her an idiot, and nearly got physical with cast member Mark Ballas when he tried to intervene. What an asshat. [US Weekly]
  • Fiona Apple released the artwork for her new album, “The Idler Wheel is wiser than the Driver of the Screw, and Whipping Cords will serve you more than Ropes will ever do.” An album with artwork, you guys! Isn’t that quaint? [Consequence Of Sound]
  • Adele will be releasing a new single this year, possibly for the new James Bond movie soundtrack. [Idolator]
  • Oprah Winfrey said she regrets staring her OWN network, elaborating “Had I’d known that it was this difficult, I might have done something else.” Wait, you mean Oprah can’t do everything?! [Starpulse]
  • Nine foods to tame a righteous hangover. Unfortunately, McDonald’s chicken nuggets are not on this list, which is my go-to drunk food. [Modern Man]
  • The Duggar family from “19 Kids & Counting” have released a video called “19 Reasons To Vote For Rick Santorum,” which is sure to be good for a few laughs. [Crushable]
  • The tallest man in America — he’s 7’8″, whoa! — needs $15,000 custom shoes. [The Daily What]
  • What it’s like to paint spots for the artist Damien Hirst. [Flavorwire]
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