“Two And A Half Men” Creator Rants Against “Peak Vagina,” “Labia Saturation” On Television

Oh noes, ladies!  The menz! What about the menz!?!? How will they ever have a chance of conquering Western civilization if we keep oppressing them so? These are the concerns of “Two and a Half Men” co-creator Lee Aronsohn, who is fretting about the overrepresentation of women on television. Yesterday, at the Toronto Screenwriting Conference, Aronsohn huffed, “Enough ladies. I get it. You have periods.”

He praised Tina Fey, Chelsea Handler and Whitney Cummings for leading comedies, but warned these ladies not to get uppity: “[W]e’re approaching peak vagina on television, the point of labia saturation.” He also refused to apologize for the way “Two and a Half Men” portrays women, which is to say as bimbos. “Screw it … We’re centering the show on two very damaged men. What makes men damaged? Sorry, it’s women. I never got my heart broken by a man.”

This sexist jerkwad is damaged? Well, a least his little rant got something right. [Hollywood Reporter]