Ah, the Kids’ Choice Awards — where the children dress like grownups and the grownups dress like space hookers (lookin’ at you, Heidi Klum and Katy Perry). It’s a special event, really. We’ve assembled a smattering of the attendees — because, geez, every single cast member of “The Hunger Games” wasn’t strutting the friggin’ red carpet — and have commenced with getting judge-y all over their wardrobes. See if you agree with our assessments!
|Zoë Saldana In All Her Bare, Beautiful Glory – CELEBUZZ|
|Man Shoots 9 Year Old Cousin Dressed As Skunk – Huffington Post|
|2 Fall Into Shark-Infested Waters on Carnival Cruise – Newser|
|Most Of Us Have No Idea What Our Own Clitorises Are – YourTango|
|7 Things 'Good Parents' Do (That Screw Up Kids For Life) – Cracked|
|Teacher Forced To Resign After Bikini Modeling Photo Surfaces – Huffington Post|