Do Not Want: Italian Picnic Pants

Rachel Krause / March 30, 2012

File this firmly under Things I Never Want To See In Real Life. Italian brand Acquacalda has gone ahead and created these picnic pants, and they’re exactly as surreal as you would think. They actually look far more offensive while worn standing up than when they’re used as intended: to eat comfortably off your own lap, should the occasion call for an impromptu picnic, which it almost never does. I guess they’re practical in some dimension, like if you’re the type of person that actually does have spontaneous picnics, right? If I ever see somebody actually wearing and utilizing these, I will fall to the ground and possibly eat there. [The Gloss]