You’ve Had Too Much To Drink If You Find Yourself Getting It On With A Tree

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Let this video be a warning to you, ladies. If you are at a bar, or say, a music festival, before you take the next shot or throw back another cocktail, ask yourself: “If I take this next drink, will I be so drunk that I will kiss a TREE, wrap my legs around a TREE, dirty dance with a TREE, grind my pelvis against a TREE?” If the answer is YES, you must cease and desist. For there is tree sex in your future and you don’t wanna be that girl. [Buzzfeed]