Evening Quickies: Jerks Are Saying Jennifer Lawrence Is Too Fat To Play Katniss

  • Jerky movie critics are whining that Jennifer Lawrence had too much “lingering baby fat” to play Katniss Everdeen in “The Hunger Games,” a character who is supposed to be desperately hungry. Yes, “fat” is exactly what I think when I look at this picture. [NYMag.com]
  • Geraldo Rivera apologized for his insensitive tweet last week, which said that 17-year-old Trayvon Martin’s hoodie “is as much responsible” for his murder “as George Zimmerman was.” (Don’t make us make fun of your mustache, dude.) “I have obscured the main point that someone shot and killed an unarmed teenager,” Geraldo wrote in a letter to the news site Politico. “I apologize to anyone offended by what one prominent black conservative called my ‘very practical and potentially life-saving campaign urging black and Hispanic parents not to let their children go around wearing hoodies.'” In other news, Geraldo has black friends. [Politico]
  • Ryan Gosling’s precious face is bloodied and bruised! Don’t fret, Amelia, it’s only for a role. [Buzzfeed]
  • A former hookup of Jeremy Piven’s blabbed to Gawker that dude gives terrible cunnilingus. Duly noted. [PopBytes]
  • Serial lech Gerard Butler was seen getting flirty with none other than Lindsay Lohan. Step away slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-wly, LiLo … [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Still can’t get “Zou Bisou Bisou” of our your head? Here’s more about yé-yé girls, the Euro pop princesses of the ’60s. [TrésSugar]
  • The top 10 reasons why Don Draper would make a terrible boyfriend. Wait, there’s only 10 reasons? [Em & Lo]
  • The lead role in Stephen King’s “Carrie” remake goes to Chloe Moretz. Perfect casting. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • “Octomom” Nadya Suleman posed nude in a British magazine called Closer for $10K to pay the bills. We all saw that one coming. [PopBytes]
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