The Real March Madness, Round Two: Rush Limbaugh Vs. Alana

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After Round One of March Madness, it seems that our fair friend Rush Limbaugh trounced his conservo-pal Kirk Cameron. He beat Cameron in the crazy competition by nearly 6 to 1. Rush’s anti-woman, anti-slut diatribes now go up against our favorite honey boo-boo child, Alana, the Go-Go Juice chugging beauty pageant tyke from “Toddlers and Tiaras.” Rush would no doubt be disgusted by Alana’s antics, and Alana would likely be completely immune to Rush’s taunts (whatever you say about her, she does have insanely high self-esteem). But whose existence is more mind-boggling? More utterly confusing and bewildering? Vote!

Who's The Craziest: Rush Limbaugh Or Alana From "Toddlers And Tiaras"?

  • Rush Limbaugh's slut-shaming is the ultimate in crazy talk! (74%, 467 Votes)
  • Alana and her go-go juice steamroll the competition! (26%, 165 Votes)

Total Voters: 632

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