Do Not Want: A Polar Fleecing

I’m all for anthropomorphizing animals. I spend a lot of time talking to my cat, after all. However, this sweatshirt featuring a polar bear sporting a top hat, bowtie and umbrella is just not right. Polar bears would not need umbrellas. That’s just ridiculous. They have polar bear hair! Also, why is this polar bear hanging out in some weird tropical climate? That’s completely and totally unrealistic. But perhaps the most important question — why is this sweatshirt so terribly ugly? [$57.99, Modcloth]