Germans, God bless ‘em, they always go that extra mile in the fashion department. Take Teuton Helene Fischer, spotted here at Germany’s Echo Awards show, in this white and sparkemotion ensemble. She is out to get noticed. And she’s helpfully provided viewers and guests with guidelines for where exactly to direct their attention and affection.
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