Morning Quickies: Relax, Bobbi Kristina Isn’t Engaged To Her Adopted Brother

  • Relax, everyone, a rep for Bobbi Kristina Brown says she’s not engaged to her “adopted brother”/boyfriend, Nick Gordon. She’s just wearing Whitney Houston’s ring. And, uh, kissing him in public. [People]
  • Lifetime is remaking “Steel Magnolias” with an all-black cast. Find out who they’ve cast in each role. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Sofia Vergara says you’ll have more fun having sex with a Latina. [Celebitchy]
  • Ten things for celebs to remember when taking nude cell phone pics. [Funny Or Die]
  • A year in the life of Michael Fassbender’s penis. [Vanity Fair]
  • Pregnant Snooki will be coming back for season six of “Jersey Shore,” which sounds like a terrible idea. [MTV]
  • Ty Burrell from “Modern Family” and his wife have adopted their second daughter. Mazel tov! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Twenty pickup lines for minimalists. [Ecosalon]
  • Karl Lagerfeld’s most outlandish quotes: a timeline. [Guest Of A Guest]
  • Kevin Smith penned an open, adorable love letter to his wife. [Nerve]
  • Cee Lo sang “Fuck You” — not “Forget You,” but the actual song “Fuck You” — at an Obama fundraiser is Atlanta. [PopCrush]
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