Charlize Theron Wants A Piece Of The Legendary Fass-Dong

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 19, 2012

“I have to say that I was truly impressed that [Michael Fassbender] chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them. Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.”

Charlize Theron accepted a Human Rights Campaign award from Michael Fassbender on Saturday night and as is common courtesy, used the opportunity to praise the size of his cock. I hope she wasn’t referring to adorable little Patton Oswalt here. [E! Online]