Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 12-18, 2012

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Avoid reacting too quickly now. Although you can’t help but feel the world around you, as you are in it, this week, it’ll take time to sort through the mush to see the answers clearly. You may have your head on your shoulders properly, but not everyone else will and you will have to account for some margin of error to get by successfully this week.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You don’t have to promise everything to everyone, so don’t be afraid to say no when it comes down to something you once agreed to, but now don’t want any part of. After all, you are entitled to do whatever you want and each time you take advantage of exercising your freedom, you’ll find that you’re happier.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): You can’t help whom you fall for, and even if you do it again, whatever. No one is perfect and sometimes you have to make the same mistakes over and over again to learn from them or finally correct them. Who knows, the future is unwritten and you are the one with the pen, so make it what you will, as what you want should matter in all your actions.

Gemini (May 21- June 20): You aren’t a girl to delude yourself with lies for too long. After all, that’s why you have two heads working at once, so you always have a backup plan. So, when this week proves to be a pisser — in terms of people you thought you could rely on disappointing you — just work up the creative power to think in a new way and answers will arrive.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You have the world at your fingertips and it’s about time you play them in a new fashion. Yes, out with the old and in with the new, even if it feels a bit weird and unscripted. This is the time to get in the driver’s seat and show you know what to do.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Get ready to have a mindfuck of a week, as the person you thought you were dealing with isn’t exactly as they seem. Not to say the truth will be so insane, but it’ll be enough to shock you and make you want to reexamine where and what you’re doing with them. So, get ready and ask the right questions, because from here on out, the ball will be in your court.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): This week, shock and surprises are in store in the boudoir, so don’t overbook your time – you’re going to be home with your honey to taste all the fruits of their labors. Yes, this will be one freaky ride into the psyche of your man as new ideas and fetishes get uncovered, for both you and him.

Libra (September 23- October 22): Time to really seal the deal with your honey, so get the commitment talk out on the table and go over the clauses. This can mean rectifying what you’ve said you want or putting your desires out there after holding them back for a long time. While this process will take a while to sort out, do know the start of it needs to happen now. Otherwise, you might implode from the pressure you’re putting on yourself.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Just hold on and get into the trenches of your responsibilities. While you can’t always feel happy-go-lucky, you can at least be productive; through the blood, sweat and tears of this week, you will have some deeper understanding of your life and where you want it to go. Sure, not the sexiest of ideas, but at least one that will bring results.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Freedom! It’s your goal, so dive deep into it and love that you can go wherever your mind takes you, as the spontaneous and adventurous side of yourself will be itching to break out and take charge. Not that you have to jump off any cliffs, but simply adding a new twist to your routine will help make love real again.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Get ready to be shocked and awed at the insanity other people can bring when they’re trying to hide what they’re really feeling. Yes, a lot of stupidity may come your way, but you can choose to view it as comical or tragic. Let the show play out before drawing any conclusions, as that’ll be the best way to gauge the situation.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Be ready to have many senseless arguments with your baby about trivial crap. While you’ll be able to see the ridiculousness of it from a mile away, the tension released will be what lures you in. Regardless, both of you will be getting your needs met by this peculiar method of linguistic foreplay. Yes, consider this a true meeting of the minds.