Do Not Want: A Mouth-Wateringly Ugly Sweater

Do Not Want: Wang Boots

Ugh, these boots are terrible. Read More »

Do Not Want: Pants

Ugh, these evil genie pants are horrible. Read More »

Do Not Want: Shoes

These kinda remind us of Marge Simpson. Read More »

Do Not Want: Keychain

A keychain...that comes with keys. Dumb. Read More »

On the one hand, this sweater looks enticingly delicious. On the other, I still can’t eat it. And that makes me HANNNNNGRY (which is a word combining the two miserable qualities of being both hungry and angry). So for that reason alone, I’m not particularly fond of this pizza sweater. Consider also that I’m not entirely sure of pizza sweater’s origins (Alien baby? Pizza the Hut?) and this pizza sweater is a confusingly delectable Do Not Want.