I Can Think Of So Many Wonderful Uses For The Speech Jammer

Now wait just a minute. Someone must have ventured inside my brain and pulled the idea for the Speech Jammer right out of my secret fantasies. Let me understand this correctly: The Speech Jammer is a laser gun you can point at someone’s mouth when you want them to shut the hell up? A magic device that interrupts boring speeches, annoying conversations, ridiculous rants? Might the Speech Jammer be the answer to all the world’s problems? Imagine the endless possibilities. This is like Nobel Peace prize material. Where can I get one and how soon? One more question: Is there a similar device for irritating noises? Loud sneezes, jackhammering, high-pitched laughter? These must be eradicated as well. [Oddity Central]