- David Duchovny’s lawyers went off on the New York Post when it ran an article by a psychologist who trashed sex addiction as “nothing more than a pop-psychology phenomenon.” The actor said he suffered from sex addiction when he separated from his wife Tea Leoni back in 2008 and wants no association with the psychologist who’s written a book denouncing the illness. [New York Post]
- Demi Moore’s daughter Scout Willis tweeted some weird shit from her Twitter account, like “I hate capitalism like I hate my parents, but they both serve me so well,” but a rep says it was just for a school assignment at Brown University. [Us Weekly]
- A cop pulled over Amanda Bynes for talking on her cell phone while driving and she drove off while the cop was writing her a ticket. [PopBytes]
- Ten daring babies escaping their cribs. There’s also some adorable videos of baby pandas doing this very same thing. Just saying. [The FW]
- We know you need an update on Justin Bieber’s pet snake named Johnson. [PopCrush]
- What your outfit color means on the pickup scene. [Em & Lo]
- Ashley Olsen has quit acting for good, probably to roll around in piles of her and her sister’s money Scrooge McDuck-style. [US Weekly]
- Jessica Simpson ate cheesecake before her naked-belly Elle photoshoot. [The Celebrity Cafe]
- I refuse to believe there is a less-gross yet super-tasty recipe for tater tot casserole. [The Hairpin]
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