Evening Quickies: Jon Hamm Disses “Idiots” Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian

  • Don Draper might not have such discriminating taste, but Jon Hamm does. In April’s issue of Elle UK, he says “stupidity is celebrated” with Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian and “being a f**king idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.” I’m not thrilled he only named ladies here — cough The Situation cough — but his sentiment is nevertheless swoonworthy.  [Daily Mail UK]
  • John Mayer’s throat issues have returned and his live performing career is on “indefinite break,” meaning his next tour has been canceled. [PopCrush
  • Ellen DeGeneres pranked Megan Fox with a giant banana man, for some reason. [The FW]
  • Remember the little boy who played Anakin Skywalker in the “The Phantom Menace”? His name is Jake Lloyd, he’s 22, goes to Columbia, and hates acting. [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • There’s a vicious rumor going around that the Olsen twins did so much coke with their sister Elizabeth when she was “not even [a] teen” that she had to get a nose job. [Crushable]
  • There’s an equally vicious rumor that Kim Kardashian might be trying to adopt. Not another pair of shoes, a baby. [PopBytes]
  • Joe Jonas is dating Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal. As you would imagine, she is quite pretty. [PopCrush]
  • Viola Davis will produce and star in a new biopic about Congresswoman Barbara Jordan, a black woman in Texas who became a vocal proponent of civil rights and women’s rights. [Clutch Magazine]
  • What is going on with the beard in this photograph, Shia LaBeouf? [US Weekly]
  • What his favorite book says about him. [The Gloss]
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