Evening Quickies: Behold, “The Fresh Prince Of Downton Abbey”

  • These “Downton Abbey” spoof videos just keep getting goofier and goofier, but children’s of the ’90s can appreciate this ode to “The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air”! [College Humor]
  • So. Disgusting. Pervy photographer Terry Richardson allegedly hooked up with Lindsay Lohan during “a major night of passion” and now she’s “texting and phoning him nonstop.” No, Lindsay, no! [Radar Online]
  • The title of Fiona Apple’s new album is here and it’s a mouthful: The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw, And Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do. But what does it mean?! [Paste Magazine]
  • Miley Cyrus punks her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth with two naked people in her car. [PopCrush]
  • Scientists say pink isn’t a real color … wait, what? [The FW]

  • Tracee Ellis Ross on her famous mama, Diana Ross. [Uptown Magazine
  • Check out the first pics from Ladurée’s macaron-inspired makeup collection coming to the U.S. by early fall. [Racked]
  • Meet the esteemed cast of “Mob Wives Chicago.” [The Wrap]
  • When cute animals attack. [Modern Man]
  • A brief history of vaginal decorations. [The Gloss]
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