Morning Quickies: Robert Pattinson Will Take* His Dad To A German Fetish Club

  • Robert Pattinson took wants to take his father to a famous German fetish club in Berlin called the KitKat Club. Public sex is common and guests are banned from wearing “normal” clothes and encouraged to wear leather and nipple clamps instead. “Rob became a fan of the nightclub because he doesn’t get hassled by admirers there,” said a source. “The parties in there are crazy … it is dark and private so makes a great getaway for him.” That’s great, but … it doesn’t need to be a family affair. (*Sorry, wishful thinking on my part, I guess.) [The Sun UK]
  • Rihanna reportedly called up Miranda Lambert and told her to stop talking smack about Chris Brown. AWKWARD. [Celebitchy]
  • Hanson talks about how to have career longevity and suggests Miley Cyrus “focus on music, less on boobs.” Oh, shut up, Hanson. [PopCrush]
  • J.Lo’s friends are worried her boyfriend Caspar Smart, whom she pays a $10,000 stipend a week, is developing “champagne tastes” and she’ll go broke supporting him. [Celebitchy]
  • Brad Goreski from “The Rachel Zoe Project” and “It’s A Brad, Brad World” opens up about the cocaine addiction he had in college. [Us Weekly]
  • What’s inside Bethenny Frankel’s closet? She gives us a peek. [ELLE]
  • Ranking Dr. Seuss characters from best to worst. [Flavorwire]
  • Thirty cats hanging out in shoes. That’s it, Julie’s not getting anything done today. [BuzzFeed]
  • Just reading about a new deep-fried sandwich called the “McRibster” will clog your arteries. [The FW]
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