Morning Quickies: Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck Welcome A Baby Boy

  • Jennifer Garner gave birth to her and Ben Affleck’s third child, a boy, in Santa Monica, California, a source has confirmed. No word yet on the little guy’s name. Congratulations! [US Weekly]
  • Wait, Snooki actually is pregnant? That’s what The New York Post is claiming. Earlier this month she denied she’s expecting a little meatball with boyfriend Jionni LaValle, but the Post claims she’s keeping mum about the pregnancy until she can get a marketing deal out of it. [People]
  • Whitney Houston’s death has officially been ruled an accident, although the actual cause has not yet been released. That really throws a wrench in the theory the Illuminati killed her to make way for baby Blue Ivy Carter. [PopCrush]
  • Sexy-girl-of-the-moment Kate Upton did the obligatory uncomfortably-sexualized Carl’s Jr ad. [Styleite]
  • Hugh Hefner’s son Marston has been charged with “inflicting corporal injury on a spouse or cohabitant” after he allegedly assaulted his Playmate girlfriend Claire Sinclair earlier this month. [TMZ]
  • What color is your “aura”? []
  • Jon B is preparing for his comeback. [Uptown Magazine]
  • A conservative group called One Million Moms is threatening to boycott Toys R Us for selling an Archie comic featuring a gay marriage. [Nerve]
  • The six women you’ll meet at a bridal shower. Oh, God, is it that time of the year already? [The Gloss]
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