Evening Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Promises She’s Sober

  • Lindsay Lohan appeared on “The Today Show” this morning and promises she’s sober — though she couldn’t say by how many days [Odd. — Editor] – and will knock her “Saturday Night Live” hosting gig this weekend out of the park. Girl, we have heard you say this stuff before! LiLo also told Matt Lauer that the last time they spoke and said she was clean, she was “in denial.” Okay, whatever: just please, please, please get it together, Lindsay. [MSNBC]
  • Davy Jones from the Monkees died suddenly today in Florida at age 66. [People]
  • Did Taylor Swift go out on a date with Tim Tebow? Damn, that girl’s dance card is always full. [PopCrush]
  • Bras, booze, and husbands: what women want, according to vintage advertising. [TresSugar]
  • Sex advice from Andrew W.K. [Nerve]
  • Twenty snack foods from the ’90s that we miss. Gushers FTW! [Gurl.com]
  • Beyoncé, Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow have all been tapped for a new musical comedy called “One Hit Wonders” about ’90s pop stars who are now has-beens. Wait, can Cameron Diaz sing? [Uptown Magazine]
  • “Downton Abbey”-inspired pieces that won’t make you look like you’re in costume. [Betty Confidential]
  • Cee Lo Green is writing a memoir. Here’s hoping there’s a lot of sex in it. [NYMag.com]
  • Do you agree with YourTango this is the cutest marriage proposal ever? [YourTango]
  • Meryl Streep gets even more amazing, if that’s even possible. In the past three years alone, Meryl and her husband have given away over $2 million to Vassar College and several charities. [Forbes]
  • This really dumb criminal got busted for using a fake ID with Jack Nicholson’s photo. [The FW]
  • Eight hundred Starz titles will leave Netflix streaming this week. Get busy watching, lady! [Pop Culture Brain
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