Evening Quickies: Britney Spears’ Sons Getting Jobs At McDonalds

  • Well, that’s if daddy Kevin Federline has anything to say about it. K-Fed told an Australian newspaper he does not want his sons to grow up spoiled. “I’ll have them working at Micky D’s,” K-Fed said. “That’s how we had to do it! I worked at a car wash. I worked at a pizza place. Things like that made me.” Try to hold your laughter about that last part, please. But seriously, this might be the most responsible thing that Kevin Federline has said, ever.  [PopCrush]
  • Lauren Conrad and Stephen Dorff are dating and he “wines and dines her,” a source tells Life & Style. [Life & Style]
  • Flirting rules from the 1920s that are still relevant today. [The Stir]
  • Oscars hairstyles that resemble baked goods. [The Daily Beast]
  • Men are more likely to consider a woman “sexually open” if she is wearing the color red. You’ve been warned, ladies. [Nerve]
  • Amelia is delighted by all the new conspiracy theories surrounding the Illuminati. [Gawker]
  • What are stretch marks and why do we have them? [Gurl.com]
  • The 10 men you’ll date during your 20s. [The Gloss]
  • Why is Sad Jon Hamm so sad? Don’t be sad, Sad Jon Hamm! [BuzzFeed]
  • Pleated pastels: we love them. [New York Girl Style]
  • Girl Scout cookie candy bars? I’ll take 37, please. [The FW]
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