Bad news, ladies: the world will never see what Senate John Edwards is packing because the sex tape between he and his former mistress Rielle Hunter will be destroyed. Bummer!According to the politics blog Politico, Hunter, a former videographer for Edwards’ presidential campaign, has won a civil case against campaign aide, Andrew Young, who was holding onto the ex-couple’s sex tape. The settlement stipulates the tape is her property and shall be destroyed by her attorneys within 30 days of the date of entry of this judgment. (Hunter had filed the lawsuit against Young, claiming he took the sex tape from her as part of Edwards’ attempted coverup of the affair. Edwards is currently in court battling charges he used campaign funds to hide his diddles with Rielle Hunter and the child they had together.)
So what’s the kinky monkey sex that we’re never going to see? According to the Daily Beast, the video shows Edwards going down on Rielle Hunter (good boy!):
“On the video, both participants are naked. Hunter is propped up against the hotel bed headboard, with John Edwards belly-down on the bed between her legs. As Hunter, the campaign’s official videographer, holds the camera, a smiling Edwards performs oral sex. Because of the camera angle, Hunter’s face is not visible, but her distinctive jewelry is. Not only does candidate Edwards know he’s being filmed, one source says, he’s also clowning around and ‘graphically performing for the camera.’”
Such a shame. [Politico]
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