Evening Quickies: Ezra Miller Disappointed By “Kevin” Oscar Snub

  • Ezra Miller says he’s disappointed that his movie “We We Need To Talk About Kevin” and its star Tilda Swinton were snubbed by the Oscars. Aww, sounds like someone needs a shoulder to cry on. Any takers? [C’mere, Ezra… — Editor] [ONTD]
  • A rep for The National Enquirer explained they published a photograph of Whitney Houston in her casket because it was “beautiful.” Deep breath. [PopCrush]
  • Brittany Snow has been cast as the First Daughter in a new NBC comedy about life in the White House called “1600 Penn.” [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Jay-Z is not happy about the Rihanna/Chris Brown collab, unsurprisingly. [PopCrush]
  • How to catch the perfect bro. (Uh, it’s not that hard.) [The Gloss]
  • No one wants to date Kate Gosselin. Well, last I checked, Jon Gosselin wasn’t batting particularly well, either. [Crushable]
  • This awesome guy Photoshopped celebs into his holiday party photos. [The FW]
  • Oprah’s OWN network is debuting a reality show called “Beverly’s Full House” about Beverly Johnson, the first black model to appear on the cover of Vogue, and her fam. [Styleite]
  • All right, residents of Portland, Oregon: who left their dappled grey Shetland pony tied up to a light pole? Police are going door-to-door trying to find the owner. [Oregon Live]
  • Attention, ladies: this is what a dude blog is telling guys about how they can win arguments with us. [Modern Man]
  • Seal says he talked about his split from Heidi Klum because the “public” deserved an explanation for why their seemingly magical marriage tanked. “When you publicize your marriage as much as our marriage was publicized, when you renew wedding vows, when you do all those things, what you are saying to people is … you’re giving people a picture of an ideal relationship that people aspire to,” he said. You know what? That’s actually sort of admirable. [People]
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