Evening Quickies: Did Chris Brown Steal An iPhone?

  • The ever-so-charming Chris Brown has been accused of stealing a woman’s iPhone at a Miami nightclub after she took a picture of him. A 24-year-old woman started photographing Chris Brown and Tyga leaving a nightclub and he allegedly reached out of the window, took her phone and said, “Bitch you ain’t going to put that on no website.” [Buzzfeed]
  • In other Bad Dude News, Bobby Brown is pitching a tell-all book about his marriage to ex-wife Whitney Houston. Klassy. [PopCrush]
  • The words “purple nurple,” “student” and “teacher” do not belong in the same sentence, ever. [The FW]
  • Kate Middleton has a cousin who is a burlesque artist?!?! [The Gloss]
  • The six worst Oscar snubs in black film history. [Uptown Magazine]
  • An 18-year-old boy in New Jersey who’s battling his second bout with cancer has asked Taylor Swift to be his date to prom. Say yes, Tay Tay! [PopCrush]
  • This mom got an awful obit in the newspaper written by one of her kids. [Newser]
  • Check out Tumblr’s new policy against self-harm blogs. [Tumblr]
  • What to do if you hate your best friend’s boyfriend. [Gurl.com]
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