The release of “Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody,” means it’s officially time to throw a funeral for my innocence. Just when we were all starting to forget about Paul Reubens’ movie theater incident, Vivid Entertainment had to ruin it all. I mean, he had a Broadway show! He was a guest on “Top Chef”! Particularly scarring is the fact that “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure” was the movie I showed at my nine-year-old sleepover birthday party. The one where I cried myself to sleep because someone was being mean. Wait, I am describing every slumber party. Has the porn industry no respect for my childhood wounds? Excuse me while I gauge me eyes out. [Best Week Ever]
