- What the eff? Rainn Wilson — aka Dwight Shrute on “The Office” — tweeted a date rape joke. No. Just no. On Feb 12, Rainn tweeted, “If I were ever date raped I would want it to be to ‘Whole Lotta Love’ by Led Zepplin.” Maybe he thought this was meta-commentary? [Twitter.com/RainnWilson]
- A writer/comedian has offered a $1,000 prize to the first person who beats up Chris Brown. I don’t like Chris Brown either, but come on. That ain’t right. [The Gloss]
- It’s a banner week for Lindsay Lohan: she’s been cast as Elizabeth Taylor in Lifetime’s made-for-TV movie “Liz and Dick.” [Starpulse]
- Beyoncé reportedly moved her personal trainer into her home after Blue Ivy’s birth last month and wakes up at 5 a.m. for cardio sessions. This, women of America, is how celebs lose their baby weight so quickly. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- A sex tape reportedly starring the late rapper Nate Dogg has surfaced a year after his death. [TMZ]
- “The iPod of vibrators”? Tell us more! [Nerve]
- In honor of President’s Day yesterday, JWoww compiled a “Presidents I’d Like To F**k” list. I love this girl. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Angry Birds Space: it’s a thing. [The FW]
- Nick Jonas and his ladyfriend, Australian pop star, Delta Goodrem, are dunzo. [People]
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