Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan To Host “SNL” March 3

  • Shocking, well, everybody, Lindsay Lohan has been tapped to host “Saturday Night Live” on March 3 with Jack White as the musical guest. I hope you know what you’re doing, Lorne Michaels! [
  • Bobbi Kristina Brown disappeared for a few hours after Whitney Houston’s funeral on Saturday and was found at a hotel doing drugs, sources say. The Houston family is reportedly planning to get Bobbi Kristina into rehab. [The Daily Beast
  • Aretha Franklin didn’t perform at Whitney’s funeral, but she did honor the singer at Radio City Music Hall on the last stop of her tour. [PopDust]
  • Miranda Lambert held up a sign reading “Take Notes Chris Brown” before she performed a song at her concert about a woman who kills her abusive husband. [PopCrush]
  • Jeremy Lin wants to copyright “Linsanity” merchandise but the trademark has already ben filed by someone else. Bummer, dude. [The FW]
  • Victoria Beckham regrets to inform you the Spice Girls reunion isn’t going to happen this year because everyone is too busy. [Starpulse]
  • Dame Judi Dench is battling blindness from macular degeneration and has to have her daughter or agent feed her lines. [People]
  • Adele says she would “spit” in her estranged father’s face if she saw him again after he sold a story about his split from her mom to a UK tabloid following 10 years of silence. [Eonline]
  • Madonna’s 15-year-old daughter Lourdes will be joining her mom as a backup dancer in her upcoming world tour. [Starpulse]
  • Miley Cyrus’s got a new tattoo: the words “love never dies” on her bicep. [Evil Beet Gossip]
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