Evening Quickies: Chris Brown Denies “I Promise I Won’t Beat You” Pickup Line

  • Chris Brown denies he tried to pick up a lady with the “joke” line “I promise I won’t beat you.” As much as I am sympathetic to celebs having crap made up about them, I genuinely, 100 percent believe that Chris Brown is so immature that he would have said really this. [PopCrush]
  • R&B crooner Robin Thicke was busted for possession of marijuana after being caught smoking a doobie in his SUV … right near The Frisky’s office. Damn, Robin, next time just come upstairs. [TMZ
  • Whitney Houston reportedly visited a doctor, or several doctors, repeatedly in the days before her death.  [PopCrush]
  • Kyle Chandler, aka Coach Taylor on “Friday Night Lights,” is joining director Kathryn Bigelow’s flick about the SEAL team that hunted down Osama bin Laden. [!!!!!!!!!!! — Editor] [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Italian Vogue is working on its second African-themed issue, which will be noteworthy for showcasing models of color in a way that “regular” issues of Vogue around the world don’t. [Uptown Magazine]
  • I do not understand you kids and your “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” thing. [Betty Confidential]
  • Life lessons from Advanced Style star Zelda Kaplan, the 95-year-old woman who died this week while attending a show at New York Fashion Week. [NYmag.com The Cut
  • Speaking of badass old ladies, Jimmy Fallon reads the best “My grandma is cool” tweets. [The FW]
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