Debate This: Would It Be Wrong To Buy My Dog An American Apparel Hoodie?
Amelia: Eek! American Apparel has dog hoodies now!
Jessica: Amelia, no.
Amelia: What? Lucca gets cold sometimes during the winter and these are only $16!
Jessica: That’s not what I mean. Dov Charney [CEO of American Apparel] is gross and he shows 17-year-old girls his penis!
Amelia: Yes, but these hoodies are so cute and they come in so many colors! Lucca would look adorable in the red one.
Jessica: You can’t support them.
Amelia: Oh shut up. You’re telling me you don’t own any AA?
Jessica: I have one dress that I bought, like, seven years ago.
Amelia: Well, why haven’t you burned it?
Jessica: (rolls eyes) I won’t shop there now.
Amelia: Yes, but you will shop at Forever 21, which has abhorrent business practices as well.
Amelia: The point is, you have to pick your battles. Lucca being warm and looking rad has won this one. Ha-ha! (Clicks victoriously and buys red hoodie, size M.)