Morning Quickies: Chris Brown Tried To Pickup Woman With “I Promise I Won’t Beat You”

  • What? No. Just no. A woman in the Grammy gift lounge tells Us Weekly that Chris Brown approached her and asked, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you.” Then his friends started laughing and one cried “That’s his new line!” The woman says she “wanted to throw up.” Us, too. [Us Weekly]
  • Bobby Brown won’t be attending his ex-wife’s Whitney Houston’s funeral at her family’s request. Also, Aretha Franklin, Whitney’s godmother, is set to perform at the funeral. [Fox News, Starpulse]
  • Who is Carly Rae Jepsen and what does she have to do with the Biebs? [PopCrush]
  • Classic period scenes in TV and film. [Crushable]
  • A woman with a double uterus carried “twins” — one baby in each womb. Oh, the wonders of nature. [The Stir]
  • Aww! Teen sweethearts who met during World War II were reunited after 70 years apart. So cute. [The FW]
  • “Teen Mom”‘s Amber Portwood has been evicted from her home after she was caught scamming Indiana low income housing program. Amber claimed her income was less than $10,000, which qualified her for taxpayer-funded housing, when in actually she raked in $280K from MTV during 2010. [TMZ]
  • Sophia Bush and her “One Tree Hill” co-star Austin Nichols are dunzo. [US Weekly]
  • Dan Savage explains what it means when a lesbian starts dating a gay man. [Nerve]
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