Evening Quickies: Lil’ Kim Calls Nicki Minaj A “Stupid Hoe”

  • Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” tried so hard to get Lil’ Kim to talk trash about Nicki Minaj. And she valiantly succeeds in not giving in until this snipe: “If you have to make a song called ‘Stupid Hoe’ then you must be a stupid hoe.” Come on, Lil’ Kim! Can we not catfight? Please? Stop egging Kim on, Andy Cohen! [Dlisted]
  • Amanda Knox has sold her memoir to Harper Collins for $4 million. [New York Times]
  • Cissy Houston — Whitney’s mom — wants Bobby Brown to eff the hell off and keep his paws off his ex-wife/her daughter’s estate. [PopCrush]
  • Guess which celeb, at age 12, lost the lead role in “The Parent Trap” to Lindsay Lohan? No hard feelings, though. [Celebuzz
  • Ten things you probably didn’t know about “The Simpsons.” [The FW]
  • Job interview tips from movies (which may or may not actually work). [Modern Man]
  • Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda Anka welcomed a baby girl named Maple Sylvie to their family on Friday. Mazel tov! [People]
  • Jon Hamm said season five of “Mad Men” will explore the relationship between Don Draper and Joan Harris a bit more, explaining, “They have worked together for a long time, they know one another very well and I’ll leave it at that.” OMG DID DON AND JOAN HOOK UP? [Mad Men Daily]
  • Disgraced GOP nominee Herman Cain is not headed to “Dancing With The Stars.” Drat. [Madame Noire]
  • Oh dear. Nick Cannon was hospitalized again last week.  [PopCrush]
  • Lizz Winstead, God bless you. [TheFrisky.Tumblr.com]
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