- It’s 5:20 p.m. — are you hydrated enough? Take a piss and consult this chart to find out! [Blisstree]
- I’m not entirely sure who Lucas Bernardini is, but he’s mighty fine and I would urge you to spend five minutes gazing at all 31 photos of him in the gallery at the link. [theBERRY]
- Here are four quick tips for a sexier voice — but I have a fifth! Catch a super gnarly cold like me. Hey, baby. [YourTango]
- Speaking of colds, a new study has found that antibiotics don’t do dick for sinus infections. [Newser]
- In honor of National Spilled Milk Day — seriously? — here are 12 things to quit boo-hoo-ing over. [College Candy]
- Not everyone is pleased that Chris Brown was asked to perform at the Grammy Awards — country singer Miranda Lambert voiced her displeasure on Twitter. Sing it, sister. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Jennifer Aniston is not having triplets, twins, or a single, solitary baby, got that? [Starpulse]
- For the love of all that is holy, Kate Upton is not fat! The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model is already being snarked on for her eating habits. [Blisstree]
