Morning Quickies: Zooey Deschanel Sings “You Forgot About Valentine’s Day”

  • Zooey Deschanel couldn’t possibly have hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend without pulling out her ukelele and singing a twee little song about a dude forgetting Valentine’s Day. [The FW via Hulu]
  • Celebs react to Whitney Houston’s shocking and sudden death this weekend at age 48. [Uptown Magazine]
  • How’s that for coincidence?  Amber Riley will be singing “I Will Always Love You” tomorrow night on “Glee” for a Valentine’s Day episode. [Huffington Post]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOPy tips for a sexy Valentine’s Day. Oops, your plans are ruined, Chris Martin. [ONTD]
  • But if Gwynnie’s suggestions don’t cut it, here’s some Valentine’s Day date ideas out of the red states. [The Gloss]
  • Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez plan to get hitched this summer. And guess who they’re allegedly inviting to the wedding? [Stupid Celebrities]
  • An online database lets you browse the names and photos of alleged STD carriers. [Nerve]
  • Sixteen crazy colorful hair prints, like swirls, stripes and leopard spots. [
  • Meet the men vying to hold the record for the world’s longest tongue. [The FW]
  • No matter how bad your V-Day might end up being, at least your hubby isn’t going to announce your divorce live on-air during a radio show. [Nerve]
  • Here’s what famous literary figures would look like as police composite sketches. [The Atlantic Monthly]
  • How many of Christian Siriano for Payless’s ’30s-inspired party heels am I obsessed with right now? [Glamour]
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