Evening Quickies: Maya Rudolph To Host “Saturday Night Live” February 18

  • Maya Rudolph is hosting “Saturday Night Live” on February 18 with Sleigh Bells as the musical guest. Yay! [Pitchfork]
  • Kim Kardashian and LeAnn Rimes are in a Bible study group together. Boy, would I like to be a fly on that wall. [The Superficial]
  • Alana “Honey Boo Boo Child” Thompson’s pageant mom appeared on “GMA” this morning to defend feeding her daughter “go go juice,” which is two parts Mountain Dew and one part Red Bull. Her insurmountable defense? “There are far worse things. I could be giving her alcohol.” [Styleite]
  • I’m sorry, Kristen Stewart, but scribbling your initials on a pair of Vans with a black Sharpie is the laziness celeb style ambassadorship ever. [NYMag.com]
  • Hugging a penguin makes this lady very emotional. [The FW]
  • This woman’s got a conflicted relationship with her size 36D boobs. [The Gloss]
  • More deets on season two of “American Horror Story”: the show is heading to the East Coast! [Shock Till You Drop]
  • Meet China’s biggest baby — his name is Chun Chun! — who weighed a vagina-terrifying 15 lbs. at birth. [Newser]
  • Do you agree with this list of the 50 greatest love songs of all time? [Nerve]
  • Because everyone cares what Gary Busey is up to: the actor/punchline filed for bankruptcy because he owes $1 million to the IRS, his bank, the UCLA Medical Center, and lawyers. Yikes. Seven years of bad credit for you, sir! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Don Draper’s new wife — I mean, actress Jessica Pare — is looking fiiine in this photoshoot. [GQ]
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