Evening Quickies: Newt Gingrich Wants To Schtup Angelina Jolie

  • … at least that’s why I assume Newt Gingrich said he would like to be portrayed on film by Brad Pitt. Because they sure as hell don’t look a damn thing alike. [Newser]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow says she had an ex-boyfriend who used to cheat on her “all the time.” Uh oh. Was she talking about Brad or Ben or someone else entirely? [Evil Beet Gossip]  
  • Behind the scenes pics from Sunday’s Puppy Bowl! Y’all better put on some diapers, because this is so cute you’re going to pee yourself. [BuzzFeed]
  • An anti-gay group is going after JC Penny for sponsoring Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show because she’s (gasp!) a lesbian. [Think Progress]
  • Remember the youngest brother Mark on “Home Improvement”? Taran Noah Smith, 27, was arrested this morning for DUI and possession of marijuana. Also, he was driving a 1998 silver Honda, which is the last car I would imagine a former child star driving. [E! Online]
  • BET banned Nicki Minaj’s music video for “Stupid Hoe.” [Madame Noire]
  • Courtney Love assures us: “My medications are all legally prescribed by prominent physicians.”  Not sure I believe her. [Celebitchy]
  • Last night’s episode of “New Girl” got meta about Zooey Deschanel and manic pixie dream girls. [XX Factor]
  • Three DIY ways to say “I put some thought into this!” on Valentine’s Day. [Ecosalon]
  • The British Advertising Standards Authority will a L’Oreal print ad for digitally altering an image of Rachel Weisz beyond the ability of the product, after ruling today “the image had been altered in a way that substantially changed her complexion to make it appear smoother and more even.” [Styleite]
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