Woman Weds Warehouse To Save Its Life

Seattle woman, Babylonia Aivaz, fell in love with a warehouse she met during an Occupy Seattle event and decided to marry it. But not in that romantic kind of way. Babylonia exchanged “I dos” with the 107-year-old building this Sunday (well, kind of) to save its life. “I’m doing this to show the building how much I love it, how much I love community space and how much I love this neighborhood. And I want to stop it from gentrification,” Babylonia said of her decision to wed. “If corporations can have the rights as people, so can buildings.” Sadly, demolition plans are still underway for Babylonia’s betrothed. I wonder if that means they’ll get divorced? [Oddity Central]