Evening Quickies: Behold, Michael Fassbender’s Naked Butt

  • Michael Fassbender’s been sharing his naked tush with the world since he was 25 and he filmed this commercial for the European airline SAS. You’re welcome! [Queerty]
  • Oprah is denying she is Blue Ivy Carter’s godmother. Whatever, that kid is going to get baller gifts from her anyway. [Mommyish]
  • Fran Drescher says she was visited by aliens who implanted a chip in her brain … and she doesn’t appear to be joking. [StarPulse]
  • The city of Houston may erect a monument to honor Beyoncé. Don’t get any ideas, Kanye. [Essence]
  • You can be single, own a cat, and not be a “cat lady.” [How About We]
  • Sex toys you didn’t know you already had. [iVillage]
  • A middle school in Pottstown, Pennsylvania, has banned Ugg boots. [The Gloss]
  • Breaking news: your partner does not like to be nagged. [Nerve]
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