You Can Pay Someone To Suffer Through Online Dating For You

No date for Valentine’s Day and not afraid to do something desperate to get one? For $300, $700, or $1,200 you can pay for a membership package on to help you find that special someone. And luckily for you, the “initial setup fee” is free until Valentine’s Day! Whoopie!

So, how do you go about deciding which package is right for you? First it’s a question of finances. How much money do you have to spend on an incredible dating service with a plethora of testimonials by young professionals (James, John, Sarah, and Elizabeth) who claim to love the site that “does all of the work for them”? I personally think I’d go with the “executive package.” For only $1,200 I would be guaranteed 4+ dates and services including predate advice, stylist advice, concierge service and a professional photo shoot.

If you cannot afford the luxuries of the executive package, no worries. For a mere $700, you can have the “premium package” that has one feature the basic doesn’t: dating tips and recommendations from an unknown source to help you on your four dates.  (Does this come with HBO or Showtime?)

Have a limited amount of dough to spend? The basic $300 package is still a great deal. With access to a “dedicated dating agent,” photo advice and selection, tailored matches selection and a “predate brief pack,” the guaranteed two dates you will go on will definitely be the best of your life!

I am so excited to no longer have to worry about being alone on Valentine’s Day. Now that I could have my own personal dating agent, there is no doubt in my mind that Mr. Right is a professional photo shoot and click away. Thanks,!

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