Squirrel Friend In A Coma

Squirrel Friend in a coma. I know, I know. It’s serious. If you can think of a better one-liner to describe this video of a fat squirrel who overdid it on the nuts, please share. [Does she have diabetes like Paula Deen? It reminds me of when Maury Povich used to rescue obese people from their houses. I’m sad about the squirrel. — Editor] [Morrissey was sad about his girlfriend in a coma too. — Ami] [But it’s Morrissey, so he was kind of happy at the same time. — Julie] [Buzzfeed]