Morning Quickies: Seal Says “The Breakup Will Not Be Nasty”

  • Seal opened up to journalist Tavis Smiley about his split from Heidi Klum and said “the break-up will not be nasty” as “we just not those kind of people.” He added, “What one has to do in this situation is to remain civil, to retain one’s dignity . . . we are not the only people on this planet that are going through this.” I’m happy to hear their split is as amicable as possible, but a little confused Seal’s first post-breakup interview is with a PBS reporter. The interview airs on Friday. [Stupid Celebrities, Page Six]
  • Blind Gossip is claiming Kris Jenner plans to reveal Khloe’s biological father on a “very special episode” of a Kardashian show. I can’t even with these people. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Paula Deen’s publicists interrupted a filmed interview with Dr. Oz last week after he confronted her about her high blood pressure, which she hasn’t opened up about. She recently confessed she suffers from diabetes and has been hired as a spokeswoman for a diabetes medication. [The Daily]
  • Michael C. Hall and his “Dexter” co-star Jennifer Carpenter finalized their divorce in April but were spotted on a date last week. [Page Six]
  • All the looks from Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe” video (which was terrible, but had interesting outfits, at least). []
  • Six-month-old Harper Beckham already has a blog devoted to her personal style. [Fashionista]
  • Watch George Clooney and Michael Fassbender giggle about peeing and pooping on camera. [The Daily Beast]
  • Someone got a tattoo of Big Ang from “Mob Wives,” for some reason. [BuzzFeed
  • The history of tights — including some sweet-ass tights ideas. [Ecosalon
  • Lord help us, Courtney Stodden is in a recording studio again.[Evil Beet Gossip]
  • How to introduce sex toys to your dude. [Em & Lo]
  • How to tell a lie … not that we condone lying! [Modern Man]
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