You guys. According to TMZ, Heidi Klum and Seal are over after seven years of marriage, and she’s planning on filing divorce papers next week. Now, normally I’m not terribly shocked when a celeb couple breaks up, but these two really genuinely seemed in love. And they seemed to be super hot for each other after all those years (seven years is, like, 20 years in Hollywood). And they have four kids! And they dressed up as apes for Halloween only a few months ago! One of their best costumes ever! I guess this is just further proof that renewing your vows every year doesn’t do dick to keep you together. Sigh. I’m sad. Marriage is dead and Heidi Klum is back on the market. Dating in New York just got that much harder. [TMZ]
