Morning Quickies: Travis Barker Penis Pics Leaked Online

  • Naked pics of Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker’s penis have been leaked to MediaTakeOut, which he supposedly sent to a woman. (Does anyone really care about seeing Travis Barker’s dick? I mean, really?) The tattooed star has served a cease and desist letter for “unauthorized use of private photos.” [Starpulse]
  • Britney Spears and fiance Jason Trawick are planning to marry in a late summer wedding, in which her sons will serve as ring bearers. [Perez Hilton]
  • The CW has picked up a prequel for “Sex and the City” based on Candance Bushnell’s book The Carrie Diaries, about Carrie Bradshaw’s senior year at a high school in suburban Connecticut. []
  • PETA is predictably flipping out over “Real Housewives” Cindy Barshop’s suggestion we decorate our Pikachus with $225 fox fur merkins. []
  • The Sims video game is releasing a Katy Perry version, presumably in which your hot-pink haired avatar can wear a brassiere that shoots out whipped cream. [Popdust]
  • Michael Fassbender will take his mama as a date to the Oscars if he is nominated. I’m free that night, Michael! Just let me run the idea by my boyfriend … [PopSugar
  • Taylor Jacobson, former stylist for “The Rachel Zoe Project,” is getting her own reality show on Oxygen called “LA Style” about four stylists on the rise. I would totally watch this. [Fashionista]
  • News Corps., the company that owns Fox News and the New York Post, is paying out settlements to celebs and politicians after it was busted hacking into their phones. Jude Law and his ex-wife Sadie Frost are both getting settlements, as is Guy Pelly, a close friend of Prince William’s. [Huffington Post
  • Eleven things people write in emails that actually mean “fuck you.” [Funny Or Die]
  • Looks from I Heart Ronson’s spring collection = supercute. [SheFinds]
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