Evening Quickies: Russell Brand Will Write About Katy Perry In His Next Book

  • Russell Brand plans to reveal details of his divorce from Katy Perry in his next memoir and she’s reportedly not happy about it. While I agree that sucks for her privacy, I quote the wise words of John DeVore: “If you go to bed with a writer, you wake up with shit written about you.” It’s true! [Us Weekly]
  • Grab the tissues: that Kardashian family magazine is not going to happen, allegedly because Kris Jenner demanded complete control. [NYMag.com]
  • Prepare to fritter away your precious youth playing with this ’60s dress up doll. [gURL.com]
  • Lady Mary and Lady Grantham — I mean, actresses Michelle Dockery and Elizabeth McGovern  on “Downton Abbey” — sing in a jazz band and are recording an album together. [Jezebel]
  • What kind of foodie are you? [Ecosalon]
  • Tom Cruise can’t be gay because he drives race cars, says Rosie O’Donnell. [The Blemish]
  • Fascinating female mug shots from the ’30s and the ’40s. [FlavorWire]
  • The world’s most bizarre restaurants. [Modern Man]
  • It’s still a month away … but it’s never to early to start thinking about Valentine’s Day cards that don’t suck. [Em & Lo]
  • Forever 21 is getting sued by five current and former employees for refusing meal breaks and forcing them to work off the clock. [NYMag.com]
  • Wait, Kate Bosworth has two different colored eyes?! [Celeb Jihad]
  • Diabetics are not so easily embracing butter queen Paula Deen as one of their own. Good for them! [FoxNews.com]
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