Morning Quickies: Lana Del Rey Bombs “Saturday Night Live”

  • Lana del Rey bombed her “Saturday Night Live” performance this weekend: her voice was overly husky, nasal and out-of-key.  [Popdust]
  • Your new Miss America: 23-year-old Laura Kaeppeler, 23, of Kenosha, Wisconsin. She plans to use her $50,000 scholarship to attend law school and go into politics. [Starpulse
  • Speaking of Miss America, here are the top 20 most ridiculous facts about Miss America contestants. [BuzzFeed]
  • Ryan Gosling missed the Golden Globes due to prior film commitments out of the country … or selfless consideration for Amelia’s Goservention. [Starpulse]
  • And in case you missed it, here are Ricky Gervais’ best jokes all in one place. [Jezebel]
  • Kate Major, ex-girlfriend of both Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin, was arrested early Sunday morning for battery against an officer and resisting arrest. [Evil Beet Gossip
  • Kelsey Grammer’s wife Kayte Walsh is pregnant with twins. Mazel tov! The actor already has four children with his two ex-wives and an ex-girlfriend. [UsWeekly]
  • A photography series called “Stripped” gives a behind-the-scenes look at a Roaring ’20s -themed strip club in San Francisco and the dancers who work there. Definitely check this out! [FlavorWire]  
  • Which female rapper is right for you? Behold, a flowcart. []
  • Whoa: Popdust got its hands on an old video of 18- or 19-year-old Kanye West. [Popdust]
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