Hot Booties: Microwaveable Slippers That Will Not Get You Laid

Ami Angelowicz / January 15, 2012

Hot Booties are here, people! They are soooo much more than just slippers. They are pure comfort and therapy for your feet. Just put the Hot Booties in the Booty Bag, pop them in the microwave for 60 seconds and enjoy an hour of moist heat … on your feet. If Hot Booties are indeed a real product, which they appear to be, they are going to look so good with my Pajama Jeans or my Forever Lazy. Oooh! I can probably accessorize with my Snazzy Napper. Just what we need. More products that kill our collective sex drive. [Buzzfeed]