Silly Bloggers: Katie Holmes Isn’t Actually Topless In These Photos

Behold, some headlines that were splashed yesterday above these Katie Holmes images, from an ad campaign for H.Stern Jewelers that is currently running in Brazil.

  • Katie Holmes Goes Topless in New H.Stern Jewelry Ads [Hollywood Life]
  • Whoa! Katie Holmes Strips Down in Steamy H.Stern Ads [Us Weekly]
  • Katie Holmes Goes Topless for New Ad Campaign [ABC News]
  • Katie Holmes Topless: Strips for Sexy H.Stern Campaign [Daily Mail]
  • Katie Holmes H. Stern Jewelry Ads: Truly Sexy or Just a Topless Zombie [Celebitchy]

I would simply like to point out that letting the straps of one’s bikini fall loose does not make a girl “topless.” Holmes has a top on in every single image.

I would also like to point out that these images making their way across the internet are not the final crops of Holmes used in H.Stern’s ads. With a little photo snipping, the images become far less scandalous. See what I mean below.

And I will rest my case by saying that this was H.Stern’s Brazilian ad campaign for a reason.

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