Silly Bloggers: Katie Holmes Isn’t Actually Topless In These Photos

Kate Torgovnick/ | January 11, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Behold, some headlines that were splashed yesterday above these Katie Holmes images, from an ad campaign for H.Stern Jewelers that is currently running in Brazil.

  • Katie Holmes Goes Topless in New H.Stern Jewelry Ads [Hollywood Life]
  • Whoa! Katie Holmes Strips Down in Steamy H.Stern Ads [Us Weekly]
  • Katie Holmes Goes Topless for New Ad Campaign [ABC News]
  • Katie Holmes Topless: Strips for Sexy H.Stern Campaign [Daily Mail]
  • Katie Holmes H. Stern Jewelry Ads: Truly Sexy or Just a Topless Zombie [Celebitchy]

I would simply like to point out that letting the straps of one’s bikini fall loose does not make a girl “topless.” Holmes has a top on in every single image.

I would also like to point out that these images making their way across the internet are not the final crops of Holmes used in H.Stern’s ads. With a little photo snipping, the images become far less scandalous. See what I mean below.

And I will rest my case by saying that this was H.Stern’s Brazilian ad campaign for a reason.

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