Morning Quickies: Beyoncé’s Birth Kept Man From Seeing His Newborn Babies

  • Increased security at the New York City hospital where Beyoncé delivered baby Blue Ivy Carter this weekend kept one new daddy from seeing his newborn twins. Neil Coulon of Brooklyn said bodyguards kept him from seeing his prematurely born babies in the neonatal unit and kicked his relatives out of the waiting room. [TMZ]
  • A spoof video from “The Bachelor”‘s Ben Flajnik’s past has appeared on the internet. Called “Cream Dreams,” Ben sings about nocturnal emissions with lyrics like: “Had to go to the doctor for having too many cream dreams. I said, ‘Doc, what’s the matter with me?’ He said, ‘I don’t know, but I’m going to write you a prescription for something.’ I looked at the note, and it said, ‘More females, baby!’ I’m having dreams of fine, fresh babies, coeds and teens, asleep in my bed, alone at night when I pull the covers up, and I hit the lights.” Um, ew. [Life & Style]
  • Snooki tweeted this weekend that she wants to “rape” Lady Gaga. Keeping it classy as always. []
  • Lady Antebellum’s Hillary Scott married Chris Tyrell of the band Love and Theft this weekend in upstate New York. The couple met as opening acts on Tim McGraw’s tour. [US Weekly]
  • Kathy Griffin’s landed a weekly talk show on Bravo called “Kathy,” debuting this spring. [Perez Hilton]
  • Not to be outdone, Jenny McCarthy is in talks with Bravo to do a talk show. [New York Post]
  • Lindsay Lohan got inked with a new tattoo this weekend: “live without regrets” on her left wrist. [TMZ]
  • Bristol Palin has ditched Hollywood for Alaska and is now living in Wasilla with her parents and working behind the desk at a dermatologist’s office. [In Touch Weekly]
  • Brandy and Monica are recording another duet. Damn, has it really been 14 years since “The Boy Is Mine”? [ONTD]
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