Evening Quickies: Unsolicited Information About Beyoncé’s Vajayjay

  • Beyoncé and Jay-Z have released a statement confirming baby Blue Ivy Carter was born this weekend “naturally” and weighing in at 7 lbs. “It was the best experience of both of our lives,” the statement reads. “Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful, we are in heaven. We are thankful to everyone for all your prayers, well wishes, love and support.” Why it’s anyone’s business whether Blue was born via C-section or “naturally” is unclear. But now you know. [TMZ]
  • Melissa McCarthy says hell, no, she won’t be doing a “Bridesmaids” sequel without Kristen Wiig. [NYMag.com]
  • Evan Rachel Wood might be engaged to boyfriend and cunnilingus-master Jamie Bell, although reps have not confirmed. [CelebuzzPeopleUS Weekly]
  • Katharine Heigl has joined iVillage as a blogger and posted her first piece about how hard it is to be a working mom. [iVillage]
  • Paul Rudd will guest star on “Parks & Recreation” as Leslie Knope’s opponent. Swoon. [NYmag.com]
  • Got the New Year’s blues? Here are some tips for making it through January. [The Daily Muse]
  • Josie Natori for Target’s Valentine’s Day collection is here. Somebody talk me out of buying that cute pink bra and thong set, please. [Racked]
  • Happy birthday, Kate Middleton! Here are her 12 best looks from 2011. [Betty Confidential]
  • It’s always a good time to brush up on how orgasms work. [Em & Lo]
  • Brotox: when men get Botox. [The Gloss]
  • In a hair rut but don’t want to (or don’t have the money to) make any major changes? Here are some easy things you can do to change the look of your locks. [The Daily Muse]
  • How to crash a wedding? With a wedding crashing app, of course. [Woman Getting Married]
  • A “Party Down” movie is going to happen. [Hollywood Reporter]
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