Evening Quickies: Jewel And Alanis Morissette To ’90s-ify “The Voice”

  • Kelly Clarkson, Miranda Lambert, Jewel, Alanis Morisette nd others are joining “The Voice” as team coaches. If Jewel can get one of those contestants to yodel, they should automatically win. [NBC]
  • Chaz Bono is saving up to buy a penis. Can’t Cher just buy him one? [Reuters]
  • New couple alert: Kat Dennings is dating her “2 Broke Girls” co-star, Nick Zano. [Celebuzz]
  • Alec Baldwin will return to “30 Rock” if the show is renewed for season seven. Prety please, NBC? [Deadline Hollywood
  • The anonymous actress suing IMDB.com for revealing her real age? “Jane Doe”‘s real name is Junie Hoang and she is suing for $1 million smackeroos because she says her work prospects have been damaged by her real age being listed on IMDB Pro, the site’s for-pay service. 
  • Demi Lovato gets deep, tweets about God. [PopDust]
  • Everyone wants to talk about Shakira’s booty in this photo. I want to talk about how her bikini bottom is the colors of the Italian flag. [Celeb Jihad]
  • “The Office”‘s Mindy Kaling and “Saturday Night Live” star Abby Elliot are the latest muses for Charlotte Ronson’s new makeup collection. Both ladies share a name on Charlotte’s double-ended blusher/bronzer cream stick, which is coming soon. [Racked]
  • French Connection has hired Lindsay Lohan as the face of its fragrance, Friction. How apropos. [Pink Is The New Blog]
  • This is what the inside of CoCO Chanel’s apartment looks like, which no doubt reeks of No. 5. [Refinery 29]
  • A salute to Jared Leto, the worst-dressed man in the world. [Betty Confidential]
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