Evening Quickies: Katy Perry “Couldn’t Satisfy Russell Brand’s Wild Sexual Urges”

  • What in the what what what? Us Weekly is claiming Katy Perry and Russell Brand split because she couldn’t satisfy his “wild sexual urges.” The magazine claims Katy was “kinky enough” at the beginning, but as time wore on, their sex life got dull. “He likes dirty things,” said a source who apparently has a bit too much detail about other people’s sex lives. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” I call BS on this one. I mean, not the wheelchair porno part, but the lame sex life part. [Hollywood Life]
  • The Kardashians are hoping to launch their own magazine to combat their lack of coverage in the media. [NY Post]
  • How to tell your boyfriend he sucks at oral. [Em & Lo]
  • Lana Del Ray has scored a modeling contract with Next Models. [Elle UK]
  • Hayden Panettiere has got a gun and she’s not afraid to use it. [Celeb Jihad]
  • Hotel staff in London say Lady Gaga was “bathing in blood as part of a Satantic ritual” in her bathroom. A more likely story? She was probably testing out some bizarre costume. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Snooki says she’s getting a boob job “very soon.” [E! Online]
  • Judy Greer’s mother is an ex-nun. And a gunshot victim. And a nurse. [Team Coco]
  • Terry Richardson’s ads for Equinox gym are pissing people off for being too sexual. Same shit, different day, with that one. [The Gloss]
  • There’s a Tumblr of Faces Of Rejected Bachlorettes. Yes, Amelia has been informed. [Tumblr]
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